The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it.
Two men are on opposite sides of a river. The first man shouts: “How do I get to the other side?” The second shouts back: “You are on the other side!”
Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
What do you call a body-enhancing drug from space? A steroid.
My Greek mythology class is killing my GPA. I guess you could say it's my Achilles' elbow.
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.