The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the king that went to the dentist? He needed to get crowns.
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Why did tiger quit golf? He lost the ability to drive
Holmes and Watson are out hunting one day. John spies something moving in the bushes, and with practiced aim, levels his rifle and fires. They pull aside the brush to reveal a severed leg, with a clean bullet wound just below the ankle. “Watson!” Holmes cries out. “The game’s afoot!”
Why did Thor lose his lightning powers? His father grounded him.
What did one tire say to the other tire? I wheel-y like you.- LJ, age 7
Where do pancakes rise? In the yeast.