The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
Did you hear about the king that went to the dentist? He needed to get crowns.
A starter cable walks into a bar The bartender says" I'll serve you but dont start anything."
Today my son asked me for a book Mark. Can't believe he's 11 and still doesn't know I'm named Dave.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust!
What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!
Observational humor isn't funny See?
Why did the Dragonborn climb the 7000 steps? He wanted to see what all the Fus was about.(Credit to a youtube comment i saw)
Pam: "We're hoping our interview seals the deal." Jim: "If not, there's always the army...the infantry."