The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
Mom said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.