The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
My 6 year old niece told me this one. What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?(•_•)( •_•)>⌐■-■(⌐■_■)An investigator
I was banned from the airport last week Apparently security doesn't like it when you call shotgun while boarding the plane
What do you call it when four kangaroos have sex? A kangbang
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it
Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed for the Winter.
Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt? Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
What’s the difference between a dad and a grill? A grill runs out out of gas.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
What does a house wear? Address! (A dress)
What do you call a vampire in trouble? A grave problem.