The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
Last night, my daughter shouted downstairs, "Dad! My tooth has just fallen out into my drink!" "That's great, darling!" I said. "Put it under your pillow and see what happens." A few minutes later she shouted, "Nothing's happened dad and now my bed is completely soaked!"
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.