The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
She looked up and whispered, “They’re right behind you'.
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at."
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Had a bunch of missed calls yesterday... They were from my buddy Mike complaining he was sore all over. I think I missed Mike ache day.
Why did the dyslexic kid push his brother out of the window? He wanted to see Tim fly.
My lotion bottle says to use on areas of irritation so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.
I thought I'd make a joke about fencing but then I saw the rule about "no ripostes"
Me: Hello, ASPCA? There's a polecat clinging to my ceiling fan ASPCA: We don't believe youMe: Well you'll have to take my whirred ferret
How can a leopard change his spots? By moving.