The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!
A termite walks into a bar and says... 'Where is the bar tended?'
This book, “The Procrastination Cure: 21 Proven Tactics For Conquering Your Inner Procrastinator” I have had it in my Amazon shopping cart for six months, I will probably order it tomorrow.
My 3-year-old son said, "Put my shoes on." I told him, "I think my feet are too big."
Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.ME: …And?
Q: How does the man in the moon get his hair cut? A: Eclipse it
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”