The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels (bay gulls).
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I’m going on ahead.
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracabrador.
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?' 'Where's Pop Corn?'
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?' 'Where's Pop Corn?'
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?' 'Where's Pop Corn?'