The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
What kind of music scares balloons? Pop music.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
When does it rain money? When there is a change in the weather.
What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
Where do elephants store luggage? In a trunk.
What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”
whats a dogs favorite vegetable collie-flower
The teacher asks Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes,” he says, “my daddy taught me.”“Can you tell me what comes after three?" “Four." “What comes after six?" “Seven." “Very good" says the teacher. "Your dad did a very fine job. What comes after ten?" “A jack.”
What part of the museum makes everyone sneeze? The sta-tues.
What did the vampire say when she saw her reflection? Time to get a new mirror.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.