The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?' 'Where's Pop Corn?'
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them.
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
What do you call a sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!