The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
What room is useless for a ghost? A living room xD
Damn girl are you a pink Himalayan salt lamp? Cuz this clearly isn’t working and I still feel like shit when I’m around you.
What music to kangaroos like?? Hip hop!!!!
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
Why do astronauts use linux? because you can’t open windows in space.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.
What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!