The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
A rancher had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
My sister got captured by terrorists while vacationing in Iraq But I guess jihad it coming
(written by my 13-year-old son) What do you call a pig with herpes? A warthog.
Saw a fat chick wearing a shirt that said “guess” So I said about 340, now she wants to fight
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.'
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.