The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
What do you call a therapist who moonlights as a prostitute? A cathartic thot.
Every birthday, my uncle Guiseppe used to cook me a meal He'd say, "That was the pasta, this is the present."
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.'
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!'
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.'
I named my dog “5 miles.' So that I could frequently say, “I am going to walk 5 miles now.'
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
A Jellyfish, a Snake and a Snail walk into a bar. The Jellyfish says, “This is impossible”.