The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did the squirrel say when he had to choose between staying still or jumping down? I’m really on the fence about this one
Q: What's red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
Did you hear about the Scotsman who dropped a £1 coin? When he went to pick it up, it hit him on the back of his head.
The Australian government recently unveiled their plans for a 1 dollar coin. While some critics questioned the economic viability, the kangaroonie will start circulation next year, according to a government spokesperson.
My 8-year-old’s newest joke: What did the one-legged man with OCD say when he opened the closet? “Hi, jean!”
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
What do lazy farmers grow? Couch potatoes!