The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did the llama say to his date? “Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.”
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time.
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
Where do fruits go on vacation?' 'Pear-is!'
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. 'That's my stepladder,' he said. 'I never knew my real ladder.'
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
What do you call a hot dog on wheels?' 'Fast food!'