The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. Thats how I lost my job as a bus driver.
What do clouds wear?' 'Thunderwear.'
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!
What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
How can you tell the difference between a dog and tree? By their bark.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
What did the llama say to his date? “Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.”
2 nuns go for a bicycle ride around the Vatican. The first nun says "I've never come this way before." The second nun says "yeah, must be the cobblestones."
Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Orange. Come right in, Mr. Trump.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop.
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.