The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
The cross-eyed judge looked at the 3 defendants How do you plead? he asked the first man. Not guilty, said the second. I wasn’t talking to you, said the judge. I didn’t say a word, said the third.
What did one John say to the other John? What’s the matter? You look flushed.
What do you call a boat full of dentists? A tooth ferry
I was thinking of getting a job at the U.S. Mint Can you imagine the amount of money I would make?
Where does bitish surgeons keep donor organs? In Liverpool.
My Girlfriend is the sort of girl Men whistle at... She looks like a sheep dog.
Last night, a thief stole the flight of stairs I need to climb to get into my 3rd floor apartment. That's messed up on so many levels!
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.