The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
Breaking news! Due to heavy storms, all the rivers in Egypt are flooding. The citizens of Cairo are still in denial
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.
My printer’s name is Bob Marley. Because it’s always jammin’.
I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her I said no. I can't deal with high maintenance women
I have a question about cow tipping. Is 15% enough?
The first day of school, I signed up for Math, English, Science and Geography.. The rest, as they say, is History
Who Did Fonzie call when his motorcycle broke down? Triple Ayyy!
My friend says to me, What rhymes with orange?And I told him, No it doesn't!