The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
Q: What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? A: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
I named my dog “5 miles.' So that I could frequently say, “I am going to walk 5 miles now.'
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.'
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
I was born by c-section and I turned out fine. Of course, whenever I park my car I have to climb out through the sun roof.
What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight? Can we just bury this?
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.'