The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What is the opposite of ladies fingers? Mentos
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
What did one wall say to the other?' 'I'll meet you at the corner.'
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
What sort of room has no windows or doors? A mushroom!