The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why did the man get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
There's a new game called "Silent Tennis." It's like regular Tennis, but without the racquet.
What do you call a baby in full plate armor? *Infantry*Credit to SpenceOrSpencer and BramBones in r/TIL comments
I ran into a dwarf today with my shopping cart. I said “Oh man, are you okay?!” He said “I’m not happy!” I said “Well which one are ya then?!”
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.'
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.