The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What’s a squirrels favorite way to watch TV? Nut-flix!A joke my 8 y/o daughter made up this morning. Thought it was pretty good!
A man was locked out of his apartment He started talking calmly but firmly to the lock...Because end of the day, communication is key.
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? "Supplies!"
A nurse told me, "Sorry for the wait!" I replied, "It's alright, I'm patient."
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
She looked up and whispered, “They’re right behind you'.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
Why do birds fly south? Because it’s too far to talk.
What’s the best kind of bird to work for a construction company? A crane.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!