The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
We also have a great collection of Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
Without geometry life is pointless.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down…
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got all of them cut.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.
How do celebrities keep cool? They have many fans.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
Why do pirates not know the alphabet? They always get stuck at "C".
Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck.
What did Jesus say to the Turtle? Shellom Happy Easter!!!!!