The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How do you get into a locked cemetery? With a skeleton key
A cowboy is riding across the plains when he sees an Indian on his knees with his head on the ground. The Indian looks up at him and says "Many buffalo come"The Cowboy asks "Can you hear them?"Then Indian says " No, ground sticky."
My girlfriend is so sweet and loving, plus she plays in goal for the local football team She's a keeper
What did the tie say to the hat? I'll hang here, and you go on ahead.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
What do you call a Russian IT specialist? Mr. Switchitonanov
Have you heard about the rappers ghost writer going to jail He was behind bars
Why is an Ambulance slow? Because its a Patient Transport
My next door neighbour is an inconsiderate asshole. He knocked on my door at 3AM last night!! 3AM!! Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Nobel." "Nobel who?" "Nobel, so I knock knocked."
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
What sort of room has no windows or doors? A mushroom!
I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" He said, "I tell her about my job."