The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight? Can we just bury this?
The man who invented Tetris died. They buried him and the whole cemetery disappeared.
A bartender walks into a joke writers convention. No joke.
My great grandfather was a communist... His nickname was "popsickle"
Did you know: an owl’s head can rotate 720 degrees before it comes off in your hand.
What kind of bird is always getting hurt? The owl.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel? ' The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head! '
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
What do you call two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk.