The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?' 'Traffic jam.'
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles!
Bro can you help me name these information pamphlets Brochure
Today I went for a walk with a beautiful woman Then she noticed me, so we went for a run
Interviewer: So what are your strengths and weaknesses. Me: I have a decent sense of humor but my General Knowledge is not so good. Interviewer: Ok, then tell us a joke.Me: Knock Knock.Interviewer: Who?Me: 2nd US President.Interviewer: 2nd US President who?Me: Like I said, my General knowledge isn't good.
Who invented King Arthurs round table? Sir Cumference.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.