The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
What do you call a joke that makes no sense and has no effort? A cake day post.
How do hydrogen atoms find a new leader? They hold an *electron*.
What do you call a dragon with no silver? a dron. dr**ag**on (science joke)
Where do you find a Samurai who would give his life for you? on Oni Fans
A loaf of bread made an enemy of me. Now it's toast
What do owls say when they go trick or treating? Happy Owl-ween.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a Crisis?
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach… '
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.'