The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it is raining in Sweden?
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A tuna (two-knee) fish!
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through (spoilers) Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said "Can I have a word?"
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? “Hand eeeeeyeeeee……'