The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.'
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?' 'No, but I'll wrestle you for them.'
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little whine.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
This building is so tall, that if you jumped off the roof... You would die of old age.
The sheepshank is clearly superior to the fisherman's eye KNOT
A wise man once said:"never trust atoms!" "They make up everything"I'll see my way out
What did the drug-addict writer say when his wife told him to come to bed? Let me finish this one line.