The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed! I can do it with my eyes closed!
Two men are lost in the desert when they spot a tree covered in bacon. One of the men exclaims "a bacon tree! we're saved". However as he rushes over to it he dies in a hail of bullets. It turns out that it wasn't a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.
Me: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' Dad: 'Poof, You're a sandwich!'"
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
Which cat is the least loyal? A cheetah.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
What did the big flower say to the tiny flower? “Hey there bud!'
What do houses wear? An address.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.'
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover? Because you shouldn’t press your luck!
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
What did one wall say to the other?' 'I'll meet you at the corner.'