The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover? Because you shouldn’t press your luck!
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
How often do scientists check the table of elements? Periodically
What do you call a donkey with only three legs? A wonkey!
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? Where's Pop Corn?
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl? A cock that stays up all night