The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Where do monsters buy cookies? Ghoul scouts.
What country's capital is growing the fastest? Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.'
Where do math teachers go on vacation?' 'Times Square.'
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?' 'A little hoarse.'
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
What do you call a fancy fish? So-fish-ticated.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
What happens when a fork and a spoon get into a fight? Civilwar!
The pink, plastic birds that are popular lawn ornaments in Florida..... are they called, "Placebo Flamingos"?