The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahahaha.
What did the tie say to the hat? I'll hang here, and you go on ahead.
You wouldn't be able to be a comedian in space Because there is no atmosphere
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2 to say it.
When the grocery store checker asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I say no, I'd rather keep it in the carton.
15 When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I’m going on ahead.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
“What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years? The letter M.”
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
What did the blanket say to the bed? I’ve got you covered.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.