The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
Nothing's better than being 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, or 97 years old. Those are the years you're in your prime.
When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.'
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
Can February March? No, but April May.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.