The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What is scooby's favorite DBZ character Roku
Why does a giraffe have a long neck? So it can reach it's head.
Monday - Greg, Tuesday - Ian, Wednesday - Greg, Thursday - Ian, Friday - Greg, Saturday - Ian, Sunday - Greg The Gregorian calendar
A man named his children second, minute and hour, and thus he was nicknamed father time One day, they was all in their house and a robber burst through the front door and said, 'nobody move!' When recalling the event, second said, it was like time stood still'
Whenever I get jury duty, I never make it through jury selection After all, no one wants a hung jury
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
What is DJ Khaled's favorite number? Eleven. Because it's a 1. And another 1.
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.'
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?' 'No, but I'll wrestle you for them.'
Where do boats go when they're sick?' 'To the boat doc.'
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.
Why were the utensils stuck together? They were spooning.