The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
Guy tells the talent agent, "My dog can talk." Talent agent: "Prove it."Guy, to dog: "How does sandpaper feel?"Dog: *Rough, rough!*Guy: "What's on top of a house?"Dog: *Roof, roof!*Guy: "Who was the greatest Yankee ever?"Dog: *Ruth, Ruth!*Talent agent throws them out of his office.D... read more
My wife told me I have a terrible sense of direction I said, “where did that come from?"
I entered a competition to see who could put on the most items of clothing in a minute. I was in the lead, but right at the last second, my opponent managed to throw something around his neck and draw level. It was a tie.
I always tip my waiter. He always looks so surprised when he hits the floor.
Why did Calvin’s dad insist that Calvin play D&D? It builds character
Why can't most sharks and whales read? They are not part of a school
Saw an old lady sitting alone in her front yard; in a canoe. I thought to myself... Now there's someone who could use a good paddle.
A polar cub goes to its mom. \- Mom, is dad a polar bear?\- Yes, my darling.\- Is uncle Jim a polar bear?\- Yes, son.\- What about aunt Cindy?\- Yes, she is a polar bear too.\- Grandpa? Is grandpa a polar bear?\- Yes. Grandpa is a polar bear. Same with grandma.\- A... read more
Surgeon: “Just relax, Michael. It’s just a small surgery.” Patient: “My name isn’t Michael.”Surgeon: “I know, my name is Michael.”
"You just need to relax Steve, it's just a minor surgery, it happens everyday with no issues" the surgeon said The patient replies "But my name isn't Steve"Nervously, the surgeon replies "But my name is"
I ran into a dwarf today with my shopping cart. I said “Oh man, are you okay?!” He said “I’m not happy!” I said “Well which one are ya then?!”