The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!!
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a Crisis?
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!'
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? 'Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.'
Why were the utensils stuck together? They were spooning.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
A giraffe walks into a bar Giraffes aren’t good at playing limbo
What's the seven dwarf's nickname for snow white? Heigh Ho.
What do you call a band of owls? The Hoo
What's the best angle to approach any problem? The TRYangle.