The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
On the first day of my flying lessons, I looked down nervously and asked my copilot, “What are all these buttons for?” He said, “Those are to keep your shirt closed.”
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
A joke I thought up while dreaming last night: Why do criminals hate coins? Because half of them are coppers.
I told him, 'I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.'
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…
Me: “Go to bed, the cows are already asleep in the field.” Son: “So what?” Me: “It’s pasture bedtime.”