The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋

Did you hear about the bacon cheeseburger who couldn't stop telling jokes? It was on a roll.

How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.

I took my 8-year-old to the office on Take Your Kid to Work Day. As we were walking around, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked her what was wrong. As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed, 'Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?!'

If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.

I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.

When does a joke become a dad joke When it becomes apparent.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia? Because he was Snowd en!(according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

My English teacher says it's impossible to make a sentence using only nouns... Boy, eye gist dew naught sea whey awl teachers seam two inn cyst tits knot rite. We half sum examples. Dew ewe? Lettuce snow.

When my kitten won the “Best Butt” prize at the pet show, it wasn’t just bad ... it was a cat ass trophy.

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.

I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.

I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.

The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this