The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
A man brings some flowers home to his wife. She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs in the air and spreads them. Her husband confused looks down and goes, “What’s that for?"His wife replies, “For the flowers of course."He thinks for a moment and asks, “Don’t we have a vase?"
A guy could not find his wife at the mall. He approaches the hottest woman he could find. "Excuse me miss, I can't find my wife. Can I to talk to you?" He asked her.She said "Sure, but how is that going to help finding your wife?" I said "Trust me, as soon as we start talking, she will appear out of nowhere".
My husband called me a p*ssy, and I had to remind him... "You are what you eat."I've been a d*ck ever since.
My Girlfriend is the sort of girl Men whistle at... She looks like a sheep dog.
What do you call a girl who is laughing on her period? A happy cramper.
What is the difference between a priest and a wire coat hanger? According to the church only one of them harms children.
I'd like to congratulate Donald J Trump for winning The silver medal in the 2020 presidential election.
Biology tell me you're 70% water. Physics tells me that you're 99.99% empty space. Chemistry tells me that you're 60% oxygen. But I'm telling you that you're a 100% CUTIE!!!
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.
Thai Girl Last summer, I was sitting next to this hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
Virgin Boyfriend and girl had first sexIt was wild and passionate After sex boyfriend said :B: If a knew you where a virgin I would have waited more G: If I knew you would wait I would have taken my pantyhose off
I was on a date with this girl I found on tinder I reached the cafe early. She came a little later. Like a gentleman, I helped her sit by pulling her stool. When she seemed comfortable I asked, "Can I push your stool in ?"She : "Let's see how this date goes first"
Girl are you gorilla glue? Cause I can’t get you outta my head
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.