The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Man: I love my women like fine wine. Woman: To enjoy them after dinner? Man: Secretly and securely hidden in my basement.
I'm not into temperature play- I just think it can be hot sometimes
Pro Tip: How do you spot an Asexual person in a Nudist Beach? it's not hard
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek? A golden opportunity
Comcast doesn’t need to have a Pride Month ad campaign. They suck dick all 12 months of the year.
Nsfw What is a typical motto for a brothel? Customers always comes first.
A guy goes to the doctor for his physical. The doctor says to him, “Well, for starters, you’re going to have to stop masturbating.” The guy asks, “Why?”And the doctor replies, “Because Good God, man! I’m trying to give you your physical!”Obligatory Cake Day post. Thank you.
Why do women date witty writers? NSFW Because they enjoy cunning linguists.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!