The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
My daughter's boyfriend introduced himself to me and said, 'Hello, sir, I'm David. Nice to meet you.' He put out his hand and I said, 'David, are you nervous?' He said no, so I grabbed his hand, looked him in the eyes, and said, 'Then why are you shaking?'
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.
A father walks in on her daughter pleasuring herself with a cucumber. "Gross" he says, "I was gonna eat it. Now it will taste like cucumber."
Why on Earth can't you understand my reason for needing viagra? It's not hard.
I have a masturbation addiction But I'm beating it
What did the deaf prostitute say to her customer? Cum again?
Taking the "hands on" approach to self isolation turned out to be globally recognized advice from Pornhub. [NSFW]
What's the similarity between Santa's presents and a horny virgin? They both come in socks.
I used to go out with a girl who punched me in the face when she orgasmed. I didn't mind too much until I found out she was faking them.
My neighbor is a cougar into BDSM You could say she is into strapping young lads.
Told my wife I was so stressed that only a blow job would help. She asked me where I was going to find a cock to suck at this time of night.
Who does a racist call when his car breaks down? Triple K
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
My love for you is like an hourglass I always finish on the bottom.