The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋

Are You a Gorilla Exhibit? Because I want to drop a baby in you.

My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.

LPT: After a bad break up, do 10 things that your ex would never do with you. You'll feel better and realize how much of yourself was being held back. She would never do a threesome with me. Is it possible now

Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.

My doctor asked if I wanted a digital prostate exam.. He didn't mention there were no electronics involved but now I get his point

If you think your life’s a mess, take some anti-diarrhea drug So you can your shit together

Did you blow bubbles as a kid? Well, just so you know, he is back in town for the weekend and was asking for your number.

My girlfriend is irreplaceable. Wish I kept the receipt now.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.

A husband says to his wife, “My Olympic condoms have arrived. I think I’ll wear Gold tonight.” A husband says to his wife, “My Olympic condoms have arrived. I think I’ll wear Gold tonight.”The wife replies, “Why not wear silver and come second for a change?”

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive they would eventually find me attractive.

I saw a naked old lady I said "You look foxy."She said "Do you really think so?"I said "Yes, their titties are on their stomachs too!"

At the pearly gates Peter: It says here that you don't believe in life after deathAtheist: Didn't*

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.

Why did the horny rebellion only last two minutes? Because everyone came