The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
My kink went from gross to illegal I like to have my face touched...by 6 feet
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
Do you want to know the real reason why Santa is so jolly? Its because he knows who all the naughty chicks are.
What do you call a pansexual man named Nick who works at a cd store? Pan Nick at the disc co
My kink went from gross to illegal I like to have my face touched...by 6 feet
I asked a homeless girl if I could take her home... The smile on her face vanished when I took away her cardboard box.
A man forgot to zip his trousers... so a lady told him politely... “Sir your garage is open.” The man gave her a naughty smile and zipped his trousers and asked.. “Did you see my Range Rover parked inside?”The lady smiled back and said..“No, just one small Toyota with two flat tires.”
It's never too late to lose weight. My dad lost 130 pounds moments before we spread his ashes.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
Few years ago I saw Slim Shady in concert and instead of rapping he just kept pulling his pants down and mooning the crowd. Honestly the whole thing was just Em bare assing.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
What do anti vaxxers kids have in common with Peter Pan? They never grow old.
Hey girl, are you a gorilla pit? Cause I'd love to drop a kid in you