The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
My wife is pissed off at me... She told me how unhappy she is with her c-section scar and I tried to comfort her. Apparently "honey, don't worry, your tits will cover it up" was not the right answer.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
I strongly believe women are like fine wine. They should be kept in a dark cellar and only brought out for special occasions.
Why was the null column condemned by the church? Because it didn't have any values.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
So The Canadian Government Is Changing The 2 Dollar Coin Under pressure from the LGBT community the Canadian government is taking the Iconic polar bear off the 2 dollar coin and replacing it with 2 male deer mating. Now everyone who has one will have “2 Fucking Bucks” in their pockets
My wife took off her shirt and bra right when I was winning an argument..... It was a booby trap.
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
So my mate has started dating twins! I asked him the other day "how do you tell them apart?"He said "Well, Stacy is the blonde with a perfect ass, great tits, and a fantastic figure...... And Brian's got a cock"
If I were a flower, I’d be a dandelion Because I was created for you to blow me
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
Why was Santa disappointed that he got a sweater for Christmas? Because he wanted a squirter, or at least screamer.
My Amish girlfriend only likes missionary sex. I tried to get her to try other positions. But all she does is cum plain.
When I die, I want to be cremated in a restaurant. That way, y'all can take eggs, cream, and a pie crust and quiche my ash.
The difference between men and women What's the biggest difference between men and women?What they mean when saying "I got through a whole box of tissues watching that film"