The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
Saw a fat chick wearing a shirt that said “guess” So I said about 340, now she wants to fight
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
I was cleaning out my closet and found an old pair of jeans on the top shelf. Inside of them was a huge rubber penis. I showed my wife what I found and asked for an explanation. She said, “Honey, you know I never lie. This way, when I tell you that you have a huge cock in your pants, I’m not lying.”
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass.
A son tells his father, 'I have an imaginary girlfriend.' The father sighs and says, 'You know, you could do better.' 'Thanks Dad,' the son says. 'That means a lot.' The father shakes his head and goes, 'I was talking to your girlfriend.'
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
What language is universal to strippers? Pole-ish
Do you want to know the real reason why Santa is so jolly? Its because he knows who all the naughty chicks are.
After 6+ years of me and my wife being together, she still gets mad whenever i use her toothbrush So if anyone knows another way to remove dogshit from my sneakers id be happy to hear it
It's big, pink and hard first thing in the morning, and sometimes I get my wife to help me with it. Anybody else like the *Financial Times* crossword?
Why did the horny rebellion only last two minutes? Because everyone came