The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
Why should we be lenient on drug abusers with lisps? All they did was meth up.
A guy I wanted to date demanded I disclose my bust size first He said he only deals with known quantitties.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
The girl I like really loves orange soda. Sadly, she's way out of my league. Is this a Crush, or just a Fanta-sy?
Hey girl are you a Magic The Gathering card? Cause i’d tap you
When I die, I want to have my ashes mixed with cocaine That way, I’ll go out on a high.
Guy at the beach was surrounded by beautiful, horny women. They couldn’t keep their hands off of him! When he went to the bathroom, I walked up and asked his secret....he told me that he puts a potato in his swim trunks before coming to the beach. So, the next day at the beach, I put a potato in my swim trunks but EVERYONE started to laugh at me! The guy who told me his secret saw me and yelled:“No! Put it in the *FRONT* of your trunks!”
Teacher to student: If I gave you a dollar and your father gave you a dollar, how many dollars would you have? Student: One dollar.Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic.Student: You don't know my father.(Credit: The Three Stooges)
I once went out with a girl who had really bad eczema on her chest... She had a cracking pair of tits.
What do you call a box of viagra pills? An expansion pack.
I’m tired of people calling me a rapper. It’s simply not true! I always ask for my lovers’ consent.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
My girlfriend said to me "I bet you can't go one day without making a joke about my period" "You're on" I said.