The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
Forget cougars, I'm a Puma hunter On the hunt Looking forPussy Under My Age
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
My girlfriend and I just had an argument about posting our sextape, from start to finish online. Is it pronounced Jif (like peanutbutter) or Gif (like gift)?
What did the horny toothbrush say to it's partner... I want some Oral, B
I met my boyfriend while visiting the zoo. There he was, in his uniform...straightaway, I knew he was a keeper.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?'
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”
"Call me Delta Airlines cause I can't handle your extra baggage!"
Why does a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer? Because they can wash their crack and sell it again
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.