The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
My love life has become like my bank card.. Contact less.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
Old lady walks into a pharmacy while shaking vigorously and breathing heavily. Old lady: Excuse me?Pharmacist: yes? How can i help you?Old lady: Do you have a XXL Super Large vibrator with alkaline batteries? Pharmacist: yes, we do. Old lady: For gods sake, tell me how to turn it of!
Need your eggs fertilized this Easter? I've got a cock for that. Just needs grains 2x a day.
A young man was shopping in a department store. He sees an extremely attractive salesgirl and says, "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife, but I don't know her size." "Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his. "Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller that yours." "Will there be anything else?" the sales girl queried as she wrapped the gloves. "Now that you mention it," he replied, "she also needs a bra and panties."
A man brings some flowers home to his wife. She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs in the air and spreads them. Her husband confused looks down and goes, “What’s that for?"His wife replies, “For the flowers of course."He thinks for a moment and asks, “Don’t we have a vase?"
What do you call an obese psychic? A four-chin teller.
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
My girlfriend is irreplaceable. Wish I kept the receipt now.
My Girlfriend wants to put on her makeup. Me: You don't need makeup.GF: Aww thanks Me: You need plastic surgery
What’s the difference between a professional fisherman and a teenage boy? One’s a master baiter, the other’s a masturbator!
Hey baby, are you a library book? Because the authorities are telling me to return you.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
I was at a restaurant and a cute waitress was flirting with me. She gave her email and told me to hit her up sometime. I tried to email her the next day but the internet was down. I couldn’t connect to the server
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.